I have a thing for numÂbers. In case you didÂnât know. đ
Itâs actuÂalÂly sort of a probÂlem, because everyÂthing seems to express itself to me in numÂbers. The date, the volÂume of my music, the tasks on my list for today are all numÂbers to me. I love how we can express these simÂple truths as numÂbers and engage with them like old friends. UnforÂtuÂnateÂly, this works both ways. There are numÂbers that are not friends, but fiends.
Zero is the most obviÂous fiend on my list. Itâs the undoÂer. The numÂber that tries hard to imiÂtate 1 and be in all, but fails. Aside from the nefarÂiÂous zero though, thereâs an entire group of numÂbers on my âwe are not friendsâ list. TruÂly, itâs a shame. Itâs my bias. Itâs conÂtraÂdicÂtoÂry. This is what I mean: prime numÂbers. The first and seemÂingÂly most imporÂtant group of numÂbers in the world of arithÂmetic sufÂfer from my disÂlike. I am honÂestÂly worked up about this. I want to like them, but I just canât. I know that every othÂer numÂber in the world is comÂposed of these essenÂtial numÂbers and withÂout them, we wouldÂnât have wonÂderÂful amazÂing numÂbers like 144. But I just canât bring myself to like numÂbers like⊠23.
It is for this main reaÂson that I am super excitÂed to welÂcome in the year of 2024! Although the full numÂber of 2023 is NOT prime (can you calÂcuÂlate its prime facÂtorÂizaÂtion?), the simÂpler shortÂer method of writÂing 2023 as simÂply the numÂber 23 is physÂiÂcalÂly painful for me. 23 is a terÂriÂble numÂber. It is not my friend. It is not the numÂberâs fault. Poor vicÂtim of primeÂness that it is. HowÂevÂer this does not change the fact that I earnestÂly welÂcome the year 2024, also known as the beauÂtiÂful numÂber 24, and invite you to celÂeÂbrate with me this most wonÂderÂful year of our Lord 2024!